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[nautycal]

HELLO

"Yo. It's Sakamoto Ryuji. Leave a message at the - is there a beep on this thing?"

GOODBYE

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[nautycal]

[Oh my GOD. He pauses, then lets out an exhausted sigh and his shoulders slump. STOP WINDING HIM UP!!]

What the...? Not super recently, but I talked to him a while ago. Why?

[handfast]

I need to ask him something. [ what about the compact??? ] And you guys seemed like you were close.

[nautycal]

[He makes a face. HUH.]

I mean... I guess. But what's that got to do with me? You just said you needed to ask him somethin', so why aren't you askin' him?

[handfast]

Because I don't know where he is.

[ says this like it's the most obvious thing in the world. ]

[nautycal]

...

[Just staring at Hak for a purposefully awkward long moment.] Dude? [What do you fucking mean you don't know where he is?]

You can't find him, or somethin'? Can't you just walk around until you run into him? [...] Are you cursed again, dude?

[handfast]

Is that how you find people? You walk around until you bump into them?

[ his turn to stare at ryuji for a purposefully long moment ]

[nautycal]

[DON'T STARE AT HIM, YOU'RE THE BIG IDIOT HERE!!!]

What? No! Dude. Be so for real right now. If you don't wanna walk around, then just use your phone thing to message him!

[handfast]

[ but he is also the alpha and ryuji is the omega............. ]

Guess so. [ oh well. ] I have to tell you something too though.

[nautycal]

[DON'T MAKE HIM THE OMEGA!!!!]

You want me to take you to him, or somethin'?!

[Warily looks at Hak. Aggrieved.]

What is it...?

[handfast]

[ leans down a little so he isn't looming over ryuji as much. stares at him. ]

[nautycal]

[???????

HE IS STILL FUCKING LOOMING!!! He doesn't recoil so much as just, like, tense up. His face turns a little read though because this is awkward.]

What the hell do you want, dude?! Why are you so close?!

[handfast]

[ leans down a liiiiiiiil more




















and then grabs ryuji by the chin and kisses him. can you add this to the kiss counter anna ]

[nautycal]

[nautycal]

[I HATE YOU SO BAD WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNN

He just blue screens. Wow, he got kissed. Wow! He got KISSED! Wait, it's a guy... WAIT!!!! IT'S A GUY!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. His brain jump starts. He starts flailing and slapping at Hak's chest.]

Dude, WHAT?! What the hell?! You just kissed me?! What is goin' ON with you?! I'm not into guys! Did you just effin' take my first kiss?!

Not like this!!!

[handfast]

[ STARTS LAUGHING LIKE AN ASSHOLE ]

[nautycal]

[OKAY!!! The laughing pisses him off because it feels mocking!]

Hey! Fuck you, dude! Are you tryin' to piss me off?!

[You know what.

He winds his arm back and hits Hak right in the face with a fist special. He's got a pretty damn good punch despite being kinda twinky.]

[handfast]

[ once again: deserved

he doesn't even try to dodge out of the way (because again: deserved), so the hit lands with full force and sends him stumbling back. it's probably gonna bruise but that's fine. he's still snickering to himself even as he rubs at ig his cheekbone. ]

Gonna kiss someone else to make yourself feel better?

[nautycal]

[STOP BEING A JACKASS, HAK. Ryuji shakes out his hand and glares, but doesn't try attacking anymore. ATTACKING LIKE THAT REALLY GOT HIM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE BEFORE.]

Hell no. Dude, you--! Stop effin' around just to try pissin' someone off! Are you cursed, or are you not cursed?!

If you wanna kiss somebody, you better be askin' them before you do it! Dudes who go around creepin' on anybody get on my shit list real quick.

[handfast]

[ you really thought i wouldn't speedrun randos to enemies, well here we are. but at the very least, hak can be normal about one thing. ]

I'm not interested in kissing anyone here. [ even though he just kissed ryuji.....it's fine. ] I just wanted to see what you would do.

[nautycal]

[SIGH. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand......... Getting kissed by a hot guy, embarrassing.

He looks like he wants to be pissed off again, but thinks better of it. Hak reminds him a lot of himself actually. Not the kissing, but the way Hak carries himself.]

Dude... c'mon. Stop antagonizing the shit outta people for amusement. I know you're better than that. I've seen you fight.

And I've seen you with the Soo-won guy when you were kids. You're not an idiot. And you ain't a total dick either. Why're you actin' like this?

What the hell is your problem with me?

[handfast]

[ why did you turn my shitpost serious, anna!!!!!

anyway, it's not that deep and he's about to say so, except then ryuji has to bring up soo-won of all people and that causes his face to go dark. ]

How do you know I haven't changed? People change all the time from when they're kids.

[nautycal]

[FINE WE WON'T EVER HAVE A SERIOUS THREAD EVER AGAIN]

Dude, be for real. Everyone changes, but you tryin' say you went from knowin' what you want with a cute girl and a future empror to gettin' off on annoyin' a guy for shits 'n giggles by kissin' him? No way, man.

Anyway, the point was to ask people before you just go and kiss 'em!

[handfast]

[ thank you 🙏



ryuji has so many good points here but unfortunately hak is fixating on the least important of them all. ]

What cute girl?

[nautycal]

[????????]

Uh... The effin' cute redhead? Dude?

[MY GOD why did you do this to yona]

[handfast]

[ so hak could kiss boys freely without feeling bad

but oh yeah. the redhead. ]

I don't remember her. [ obviously. ] I woke up in the river and I guess I forgot.

[ says this with vague annoyance because he's tired of being reminded of this person he doesn't remember. (ryuji voice) how come you guys get to remember cute girls? ]