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[SIGH. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand......... Getting kissed by a hot guy, embarrassing.

He looks like he wants to be pissed off again, but thinks better of it. Hak reminds him a lot of himself actually. Not the kissing, but the way Hak carries himself.]

Dude... c'mon. Stop antagonizing the shit outta people for amusement. I know you're better than that. I've seen you fight.

And I've seen you with the Soo-won guy when you were kids. You're not an idiot. And you ain't a total dick either. Why're you actin' like this?

What the hell is your problem with me?

[ why did you turn my shitpost serious, anna!!!!!

anyway, it's not that deep and he's about to say so, except then ryuji has to bring up soo-won of all people and that causes his face to go dark. ]

How do you know I haven't changed? People change all the time from when they're kids.

[FINE WE WON'T EVER HAVE A SERIOUS THREAD EVER AGAIN]

Dude, be for real. Everyone changes, but you tryin' say you went from knowin' what you want with a cute girl and a future empror to gettin' off on annoyin' a guy for shits 'n giggles by kissin' him? No way, man.

Anyway, the point was to ask people before you just go and kiss 'em!

[ thank you 🙏

ryuji has so many good points here but unfortunately hak is fixating on the least important of them all. ]

What cute girl?

[????????]

Uh... The effin' cute redhead? Dude?

[MY GOD why did you do this to yona]

[ so hak could kiss boys freely without feeling bad

but oh yeah. the redhead. ]

I don't remember her. [ obviously. ] I woke up in the river and I guess I forgot.

[ says this with vague annoyance because he's tired of being reminded of this person he doesn't remember. (ryuji voice) how come you guys get to remember cute girls? ]

Edited 2025-12-13 04:10 (UTC)

[My god. Ryuji at least knows about the river's shit even before sweet Lucien and co. made the announcement, no thanks to Yosuke.]

The damn river took it from you, dude. Geez. How you gonna forget a cute girl like that?

[Rhetorical. LITERALLY, YES, HOW COME YOU GUYS GET TO REMEMBER CUTE GIRLFRIENDS?]

Well, she'll probably come back after a while. What was her name? Uh... Yona, I think? Anyway, I don't know if the river is doin' it, but I'm thinkin' it won't last forever.

[ ryuji doesn't need cute girlfriends when he has cute boyfriends waiting for him....opens your eyes, ryuji!! ]

Yona. [ is he confirming or just echoing what ryuji said, hard to tell. he's lingered enough on her in any case. ] Did you go into the river too?

[ just assumes ryuji is speaking from experience. ]

[Uh. You have no room to talk? There is a boyfriend for Hak. A girlfriend, too. Please, you stupid ass bisexual.]

Nah. I ain't been dragged to one of those weird ass places. Yosuke lost somethin', and we figured it was because of the river.

[ RYUJI FIRST. but ah, that makes sense. ]

Hope it stays that way. It's pain trying to figure out what you lose every time you go in.

[No. You go first for once, Hak. Well, it doesn't matter, you did. You had more gay than Ryuji already, so there. Your boyfriend is literally here. You forgot your girlfriend.]

Yeah, so you should stop pickin' fights and having to go in there. And if you do, you should be careful 'cause you don't know what it'll take.

[Shoves his hands in his pockets and SIGHS. He's supposed to be the Hak getting the lecture, not GIVING IT.]

Weren't you lookin' for Yosuke? What do you need that guy for? Are you tryin' to kiss him, too? Stop teasin' every dude you run into.

[ automatically: ]

I didn't go into the river because I picked a fights with a guy, I went into the river because I died. And I've already kissed enough of them.

[ god! god!!!!! what is he, a slut like jae-ha???? get him out of here. ]

Died pickin' a fight with a guy?

[STOP DYING. He can't stand you. (Says man who would die picking a fight with a guy and less.)]

...You've kissed more than one guy? Dude. You really gotta remember that girl. Have you kissed any girls?

Died when some guy in a mirror stabbed me.

[ technically it was a woman but. a lot was happening at the time. also seriously? seriously?? ]

Have you kissed any girls?

Huh?

[NOT THE MIRROR STAB. ALSO SHUT UP!!!! He gets super flustered at the question.]

I don't just go up to girls and kiss them without askin'! C'mon, dude! I-I mean what girls am I gonna kiss anyway?! N-No, I ain't kissed any effin' girls... Screw you.

[ how did we end up here ]

If there aren't any girls for you to kiss then what girls am I supposed to be kissing?

I don't know, dude! Mafuyu-chan is pretty cute!

[Admitting this makes him embarrassed even though it's true.]

[ thinks about this.............. ]

I'd rather kiss Reirin.

[Pauses, also thinking about this.]

...That's fair. You gonna?

No. I don't want to kiss anyone else.

[ pause. ]

Are you gonna kiss Mafuyu?

[ how did they get here. ]

[I can reply now. Ryuji is math lady memeing the fact Hak kissed him, then said he didn't want to kiss anyone else. What does this mean? Is Hak finished with kissing people in general, or does Hak not want to kiss anyone besides him?

Hello?!]

Uh... N-Nah. I mean... I don't know if she'd really be into that... Wait, you were the one who said you'd rather kiss Reirin!

And I said I'm not interested in kissing anyone else.

[ what is ryuji asking. why is he asking. unless....? ]

Do you want to kiss Reirin?

Dude, please me interested in kissing someone else!

[WHY IS HE THE LAST SURVIVOR?! AAAAAA.]

Wh-What?! No! I mean, I'm not sayin' I wouldn't, or she's un-kissable! I just--not without asking! Why would I wanna kiss Reirin?!

[Smashcut to him running to Reirin to ask to kiss her.]

[ congrats ryuji......... ]

Because you said you didn't want to kiss Mafuyu.

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