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HELLO
"Yo. It's Sakamoto Ryuji. Leave a message at the - is there a beep on this thing?"
GOODBYE
"Yo. It's Sakamoto Ryuji. Leave a message at the - is there a beep on this thing?"
GOODBYE
[haunts you down
let's go with a bathroom prompt since you wrote those into reality anna. Reirin is inside the bathroom. She turns around when the door opens and Ryuji appears,]
Oh! Hello. Are you here to use the baths...?
[luckily she is not INDECENT but also now they're in the bathroom together]
let's go with a bathroom prompt since you wrote those into reality anna. Reirin is inside the bathroom. She turns around when the door opens and Ryuji appears,]
Oh! Hello. Are you here to use the baths...?
[luckily she is not INDECENT but also now they're in the bathroom together]
[THIS IS SO FUNNY
the bathroom door opens and reirin comes on out at x0.5 speed,]
My, your speed is astonishing!
the bathroom door opens and reirin comes on out at x0.5 speed,]
My, your speed is astonishing!
[He didn't get very far. He's just outside the door, hands on his knees, heaving some breaths from the speedy get-away. He really was kinda fast, but that's probably the track star in him.
When he looks up, his face is as red as tomato.]
At least lock the door behind you, damn! You just want any guy to walk up in there?! You know how many guys are around here!
When he looks up, his face is as red as tomato.]
At least lock the door behind you, damn! You just want any guy to walk up in there?! You know how many guys are around here!
[TOMATO RED FACE.... Reirin immediately looks surprised,]
Oh, is there a lock? I must confess that I am not familiar with the doors here...
[they are all sliding doors back home... OR JUST LIKE OPEN ENTRANCES]
Oh, is there a lock? I must confess that I am not familiar with the doors here...
[they are all sliding doors back home... OR JUST LIKE OPEN ENTRANCES]
[RYUJI HE'S SO FUNNY
the depths of his bewilderment makes reirin feel guilty!!! she is immediately swept into this conclusion ryuji has made about her]
I am not...! I apologize...
[NO REIRIN YOU SAID UR NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE DOORS HERE]
the depths of his bewilderment makes reirin feel guilty!!! she is immediately swept into this conclusion ryuji has made about her]
I am not...! I apologize...
[NO REIRIN YOU SAID UR NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE DOORS HERE]
[REIRIN?!?!?! HELP MEEEEE. DON'T JUST AGREE!!! This is a whole fucking comedy of errors here.]
Holy shit, dude. You mean people can just walk into your house back home and stuff?! Why haven't you guys made doors yet?! We've gotta get you some doors. Doors are essential, man!
Holy shit, dude. You mean people can just walk into your house back home and stuff?! Why haven't you guys made doors yet?! We've gotta get you some doors. Doors are essential, man!
[THEY ARE SO FCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW REIRIN IS JUST FEEDING ON HIS ENERGY]
They are!! I will endeavor to learn how these doors are made, so I may commission a craftsman to put them in the palace!! We should not only rely on the guardsmen!!
They are!! I will endeavor to learn how these doors are made, so I may commission a craftsman to put them in the palace!! We should not only rely on the guardsmen!!
[she nods enthusiastically!!]
I reside in the court of the Kou clan, which is in the palace of the Kingdom of Ei.
I reside in the court of the Kou clan, which is in the palace of the Kingdom of Ei.
[JUST BIG OPEN ENTRANCES AND GATES AND SLIDING DOORS....]
Not at all! I would much rather everyone be at ease around me. Please treat me as you would any other girl from your land!
[RYUJI KNOWS GIRLS RIGHT..... he screamed a lot when he saw her but that was just because of the bathroom]
Not at all! I would much rather everyone be at ease around me. Please treat me as you would any other girl from your land!
[RYUJI KNOWS GIRLS RIGHT..... he screamed a lot when he saw her but that was just because of the bathroom]
[This is killing him so deeply, and she even has damn doors.
ANYWAY, the last part makes him break out in an awkward flush. YOU DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T!!!! BEING A GIRL IS HELL!!!]
I don't know if you want... Nevermind. Am I going to get thrown in prison if I don't refer to you as Your Majesty, or something? I can't really have more of a record, my mom would kill me...
ANYWAY, the last part makes him break out in an awkward flush. YOU DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T!!!! BEING A GIRL IS HELL!!!]
I don't know if you want... Nevermind. Am I going to get thrown in prison if I don't refer to you as Your Majesty, or something? I can't really have more of a record, my mom would kill me...
Rest assured, for I am not of royal blood. [only a noblewoman but she won't say that bc it probably wouldn't be helpful... also so true being a girl is hell...
she peers at him, breaking this internal feedback loop of high energy]
And it would be a terrible reason regardless to arrest you for... Have you been imprisoned before for such flimsy reasons?
[she doesn't know about that fckass coach and his weird castle....]
she peers at him, breaking this internal feedback loop of high energy]
And it would be a terrible reason regardless to arrest you for... Have you been imprisoned before for such flimsy reasons?
[she doesn't know about that fckass coach and his weird castle....]
[ONLY A NOBLEWOMAN, SHE SAYS. Wow, don't peer at him. He just walked in onto you in the bathroom. He would have definitely maybe peeked if he knew she didn't know, BUT LISTEN. He'd not simply walk in on a girl without getting a tummy ache.]
No! I'm not gonna turn into my bastard of a dad.
[HE AIN'T GOING TO PRISON. HE WOULD JUST BOW.]
But, like, you know... sometimes royals get real made 'bout that sorta thing.
No! I'm not gonna turn into my bastard of a dad.
[HE AIN'T GOING TO PRISON. HE WOULD JUST BOW.]
But, like, you know... sometimes royals get real made 'bout that sorta thing.
[RYUJI. why is he so funny. she looks startled when he yells about his daddy issues. luckily she knows enough that some parents aint shit. she would like to unpack this but first of all]
...You are right. Many of those in power take such liberties personally.
[the kingdom of ei has been through so much bloodshed in the past thanks to that.]
You should not have been made to endure them. And for that, I am sorry.
[less apologizing on behalf of the royals and more for ryuji's FCKED UP LIFE]
...You are right. Many of those in power take such liberties personally.
[the kingdom of ei has been through so much bloodshed in the past thanks to that.]
You should not have been made to endure them. And for that, I am sorry.
[less apologizing on behalf of the royals and more for ryuji's FCKED UP LIFE]
[Sees my typo in my last tag and cries. But anyhow, he is surprised to hear her acknowledge what most people in power wouldn't, as a guy from a canon whose entire story revolves around people not acknowledging shit about themselves in the worst ways.
He holds both hands up.]
Uh... um, i-it's fine. Relax. Ain't no reason you gotta apologize for something you didn't do.
He holds both hands up.]
Uh... um, i-it's fine. Relax. Ain't no reason you gotta apologize for something you didn't do.
[ryuji... he is just a nice lad who will only peek sometimes in the women's bath...]
It would mean more coming from the ones who did you wrong, wouldn't it? If only I could force them to apologize to you...!
But perhaps they already have?
It would mean more coming from the ones who did you wrong, wouldn't it? If only I could force them to apologize to you...!
But perhaps they already have?
[DUDE!!!! Ryuji tenses, and his arms raises ever so slightly, fist balling, a preparation for what he expects to be him having to swing on this damn guy not for the first time.]
You come over here and try somethin' stupid, and I'll kick your ass, dude. I'm warning ya. What the hell do you want?
[But. He doesn't back down. He didn't tuck tail and run. He's wary, but he isn't scared.]
You talked just fine before, so why ain't you got somethin' to say now?
You come over here and try somethin' stupid, and I'll kick your ass, dude. I'm warning ya. What the hell do you want?
[But. He doesn't back down. He didn't tuck tail and run. He's wary, but he isn't scared.]
You talked just fine before, so why ain't you got somethin' to say now?
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