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[nautycal]

HELLO

"Yo. It's Sakamoto Ryuji. Leave a message at the - is there a beep on this thing?"

GOODBYE

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[transmit]

Oh…
This was how you found out?




You didn't hear anything from me!!!!

[ why is he starting shit for no reason

him and yosuke are so funny ]

[nautycal]

[WHY IS HE STARTING SHIT ON THE WORST WEEK HE BROUGHT YOU A HAT WHEN YOU WERE A FREE BALLING DOME BALD RAW CHICKEN FUCK!!!!!!!!]

HEY
what the hell does that mean!!!
i thot we had smth in common!!
he really aint said nothin about me????

[transmit]

[ LOOK HE WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP YOSUKE FIRST!!! THAT WAS ALL RYUJI!!!! sometimes you are just a sims that reacts to what's happening around you… ]

I mean
I figured you guys would be friends based on being around the same age and kinda similar
But I guess we've all only known each other for maybe three weeks…

What would you even want him to say about you?

[nautycal]

[Elysium really caused a giant mess. If they never kiss, let it be know on the record, it's Elysium's fault.]

yeah but
nvm
it aint even like that
i dont want him to say anything
i just thought it was weird

[transmit]

[ NO??? I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS dms you to retcon this entire thread ]

You know





The more I think about it, he might just be shy.

[nautycal]

[No. It's too late. They've stopped being friends.]

shy??
i mean i guess
he dont gotta talk about me or nothin

[transmit]

What if he did talk about you and that's how he found out you didn't feel the same?
Now that'd be awkward!



He has a fragile heart…

[nautycal]

huh???
he knows im chill with him!!
there aint no way
dude, ur just effin with me

[transmit]

What do you mean there ain't no way
He gets all shy when I poke him about his partner, and that guy's his bestie(?)

[nautycal]

dont tease him like that dude
cmon
that's his friend
he probably doesn't want u to make fun of him

[transmit]

I'm just trying to get to know him better!
Like I am, you.

I still have the hat you gave me, you know?

[nautycal]

yeah but r u even gonna tell us about u??
so many assholes here dont tell u shit after gettin ur whole life story

y do u still got that old thing?
can u get a better one now?

[transmit]

You say that but
You haven't asked me anything? What're you lumping me in with assholes for before even giving me a shot?

But why wouldn't I keep it? What if I need it again, or someone else does? You went through the effort of grabbing it for me, man.

[nautycal]

ok baldy don't embarrass me
fine
u haven't told me anything
where u from
whats it like
u got friends?

[transmit]

I had no idea you were so interested in me. Heheh.

I'm from Terra. The same place Cardinal Lemuen, Miss Fiammetta, and Thorns are. It's nothing super special, at least after hearing about some of the other places people have come from. If anything, I've learned that different worlds are more culturally similar than I initially might've thought. Someone with the name 'Ryuji' would likely hail from a place called Higashi, for instance. And in another world, I've learned it's also called Japan.

I'd probably consider everyone here my friend? Aside from maybe one or two.
Just kidding.

Everyone here's pleasant enough.

Are you going to answer me now?

[nautycal]

dont make it weird ok
shit u got lots of people here? wtf
that aint fair man
its good u got people u know tho
kinda miss my friends back home
yeah im from japan
tokyo is the city
yosuke and i are from the same place kinda
except he is like idk how to say
a few years back???
different time
ok what do u wanna know

[transmit]

Do you also have a floating guy with a spinning blade at his midsection?

[ says this in the most off-putting way possible intentionally ]

[nautycal]

[The way he knows what this
means. YOSUKE????? STOP TELLING EVERYONE?!?!? HELLO?? He is so used to it being a secret.

jesus]

uh
no?
what do u mean?

[transmit]

[ WHO'S BEING THE SECRETIVE ONE NOW?? ]

Just wondering where you fell on the spectrum of combatant to non-combatant

[nautycal]

[SHHHHHHH.]

dammit
look, i know ur talking about yosuke
we r a lil different than those guys
we arent supposed to tell anyone
but we r similar if u catch my drift

[transmit]

Look
When our secrets are being blown up by the widescreen on the regular, I'm not so sure there even are secrets anymore? It's all just a matter of time.

So, we either find things out from the person themselves or later from when this place decides for us to.
You really are quite the earnest guy, haha

[nautycal]

yea i know but still
its fine
whatever ur right i hate this place
at least ur finding out from me
its a long story
yosuke n i didnt know each other before
but the same thing happened 2 us

[transmit]

Are you going to tell me you had to save the world too?

[ He doesn't usually swear, but the look he gives his compact is the exact face one would make when uttering a what the fuck? Because: what the fuck? ]

[nautycal]

[Yay! Forcing teens to be world heroes!]

uh
yeah smth like that
a god was tryin 2 screw w us

[transmit]

This just sounds like something that doesn't actually get solved?

[ but at least none of them have to become a door… it could be worse… ]